~ Short Poem ~
Me, Drink? Oh, I hardly do!
Busy life, no time to wine and dine
Countless Invitations, I have to decline.
But I manage to squeeze in one glass a day
It helps melt all the stress away.
Me, Drink? ~ Oh…just the “one glass”. Cheers ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶
You know what they say. “Laughter is good medicine for the heart.” Enjoy your coffee break with these 10 one liners.
1. When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill, I am scared of the lights.
2. Freak out your neighbours. Name your wifi “FBI Surveillance Van”.
3. I don’t just have issues. I have a subscription.
4. My Maths teacher staples Burger King applications on failed tests.
5. It’s a ten minute walk from my house to the pub. Weirdly, it’s a two hour walk from the pub to my house.
6. I always start my diet on the same day… tomorrow.
7. All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.
8. It doesn’t take much to make a woman happy. However, it takes even less to make her mad.
9. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
10. L♥ve. If you invite crazy in…don’t get mad when it won’t leave!!
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