When Santa Reveals too much


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Santa’s Cheeky Poem

Seems like Santa is keeping up with Fashion.

But just as the gold fish thinks… we don’t wanna know!!

G-Strings, thongs whatever tickles his passion…

We just see a loving man delivering gifts in the snow.


HAPPY CHRISTMAS  to everyone. 


Follow your Dreams – Keep the Passion

When I said follow your dreams, I meant:

1) Have Goals.

2) Motivate yourself. (read books etc)

3) Say Affirmations everyday.

4) Visualise yourself accomplishing your dreams / feel it.

5) Keep a reflection Journal of progress and write ideas in there too.

6) Study the lives of people who have been successful in the area of your dreams.

7) When people try to distract you saying: your dream is not possible, Don’t Give In

and keep the passion burning within.

I didn’t mean go back to bed, under the covers!! (◕‿◕)

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10 Funny One Liners for Coffee Break



You know what they say. “Laughter is good medicine for the heart.” Enjoy your coffee break with these 10 one liners.


1. When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill, I am scared of the lights.

2. Freak out your neighbours. Name your wifi “FBI Surveillance Van”.

3. I don’t just have issues. I have a subscription.

4. My Maths teacher staples Burger King applications on failed tests.

5. It’s a ten minute walk from my house to the pub. Weirdly, it’s a two hour walk from the pub to my house.


6. I always start my diet on the same day… tomorrow.

7. All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.

8. It doesn’t take much to make a woman happy. However, it takes even less to make her mad.

9. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

10. L♥ve. If you invite crazy in…don’t get mad when it won’t leave!!


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